I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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