He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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