That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She bit a glass in half.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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