A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
40s are totally the cure
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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