"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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