FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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