Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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