I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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