Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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