Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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