Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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