he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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