K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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