I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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