I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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