I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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