another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
