ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
