You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
