She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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