i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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