So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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