Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just gargled with NyQuil
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