You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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