Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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