The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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