Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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