I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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