I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
When are your genitals available?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk