yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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