at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
this will be a night to untag.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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