i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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