beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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