spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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