ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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