Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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