too bad you live with your parents still
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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