one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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