Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm really busy with my period
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