It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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