His pubic hair was longer than his dick
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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