Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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