i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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