maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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