The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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