i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.