he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I FOUND THE LEGS
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things