the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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