it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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