He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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