We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want nice things and good sex
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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