I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"