Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

let's bang

(773): View more from Illinois

You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(419): View more from Ohio

So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?

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(602): View more from Arizona

JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.

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(813): View more from Florida

Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult

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(812): View more from Indiana

I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos

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(613): View more from Ontario

Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea

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(989): View more from Michigan

I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.

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(407): View more from Florida

There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?

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