belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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