do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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