Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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two words: eviction party
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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