You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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