In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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